Britney greeted me this morning — wrapped around my daily AM New York… and overall she looks lovely. The soft-focus shot really flatters her and the red polka-dots on the blue perfume bottle are whimsical and fabulous … and I am sure that new perfume smells interesting. And truthfully I am really pulling for the girl. But there is just something off about this picture — it is like her legs are folding all wonky in impossible ways and why, oh why does she have that mirror placed there?

… I never see anyone dressed this fabulously when I walk around NYC. Perhaps I am not hitting the truly fashionable spots that Phil Oh is?

I need to

A.) Pay more attention

B.) Keep pushing for a company move to midtown

C.) Stop being so afraid of subways so I can travel farther around NYC

D.) All of the above