Me: Guess what? One of my neighbors complained about me already … “the dog is being walked in front of the units and it’s not permitted. I have to send this letter but honestly people complain about it all the time. The neighbor said the husband is good about walking the dog, but the wife walks the dog in front of the units.” …Of course it is the wife!!

MJ: That stinks

Me: You’re funny … stinks! Get it … the story was about poop.

MJ: I did that on purpose.

FYI: I always pick up the droppings in my little bone-shapped bags.

{PS> Dear neighbors — I am not scary. Talk to me next time instead of tattling like a little school girl. ~C}